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Defeat Demotivational Poster


AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
LMAO!
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


ARMPIT'S ODOR - IN SUMO WRESTLING IS THE NEW WAY TO DEFEAT YOUR OPPONENT




OF COURSE I'M PARANOID - everyone is out to get me


TAGS: self defeat
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Zook



WHO NEEDS ARMIES -


TAGS: armies army unarmed disarmed defeat pun
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

MO - March 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
I've got a 16 year old. Even she isn't as silly as me. This just struck me at the right time. Godd*** almost died laughing. Hope you're happy Chopper.
boeweizer - November 22, 2009, 3:07 am
i would give you a hand or 2 thumbs up but 5 lions are still good
Chopperliscious - November 21, 2009, 12:13 am
Cramps MO? Awww thanks - I've always thought my motifakes pretty armless ...
MO - November 20, 2009, 12:05 pm
I think I may need a doctor. I may have actually LMAO! Cramps, tears, strange looks from confused co-workers. (last one is nothing new though)
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 1:52 am
Hey - do you know what armies are REALLY for??? Keeping your handies on ..... troll troll troll troll here kitty kitty kitty
Chopperliscious - November 19, 2009, 10:53 pm
It sort of de-feets the purpose eh
Sean - November 19, 2009, 10:51 pm
Truly evil.
Chopperliscious - November 19, 2009, 10:47 pm
This one is for those of you who are gluttons for pun-ishment....


The Shepherds Of Helmand -


TAGS: war peace afghanistan victory defeat
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 16, 2014, 10:55 pm
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - August 16, 2014, 10:10 am

powerful


Masoud Biswir -




THE CONUNDRUM -


TAGS: life question faith void defeat
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:36 am
OMG! You two are a riot! X-D
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 1:05 pm
Those hazmat puusssies…heh, they didn’t even need a match..…..looks like the cops are onto my ploy. Got weary of scaring small children and old men anyway. OK, I declare it to be laundry day…now where is that woman.
lgvernon - February 2, 2014, 12:46 pm

The EPA stopped by and burned all your pants...Hazardous waste and all that...Besides, according to you, unlike GULLIVER, you haven't been using them.BTW, just an FYI, it is incredibly difficult to take a nekkid person into custody. Just so you know.
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 12:30 pm
Now, where’s my pants, I’ve got to the bathroom (makes no sense at all)
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 12:28 pm
Vernon, it has been said that one actually has to have pants on in order to take them off…………my immediate enigma is trying to figger out how you got so old, bein’ the dull crayon an’ all. Please do yer best to keep pace.
lgvernon - February 2, 2014, 12:46 am

Are you telling us all that you take your pants off at the urinal? How many times have you been arrested? Or beaten to a pulp? The two are sometimes not mutually exclusive, but for the purposes of this discussion...
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 10:33 pm
Now you wimin, you guys tend to hide, hide what you don’t got in the first place. Sittin’ there in yer private booths, bein’ all careful and quiet. And that’s why wimin are cats and men are dawgs.
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 10:32 pm
Uh, Vernon, can’t be helped. Men have a habit of comparing ‘things’…. since birth. That’s why there are urinals.
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 10:12 pm

Hmmm~~I suppose I must bow to your OBVIOUSLY superior knowledge about whether men (other than yourself, of course) are wearing pants. You must have A LOT of experience.~~;)
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 12:12 am
Well Vernon, I beg to differ. It appears the lilliputz took his fancy bloomers off and tied him up with ‘em. THAT…is all. Whew, tired now. Somebody fetch me mah slippers….and pants.
lgvernon - January 31, 2014, 11:15 am

Hey~~Trained Observers~~Compare the color of his face with the color of his pants. He's wearin' pants with a floral pattern down the sides. It's Gulliver, you dimmies!! Gulliver in Liliput. And he would never go without pants. That is all~~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 11:03 am
That's what I thought, too! Also looks like he has a floral looking guarder belt. X-D
lgvernon - January 30, 2014, 8:44 pm

Well, I soitenly hope so...
GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:42 pm
Vernon. Does….yer guy there……have……no pants on?


Defeat is defeat -


TAGS: defeat
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by theoneyouwerewarnedabout

theoneyouwerewarnedabout - June 14, 2013, 2:39 pm
to make the poster
hijameshi - May 30, 2013, 5:44 am
whyd u click that one, the 3 clearly covers the empty field below the mine u hit


Off Your Rocker -


TAGS: worrying futile defeating comparisons chairs
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 1:40 pm
Well thanks lgs! Then you'll like the upcoming worry wart tribute...teehee.
lgvernon - October 28, 2013, 12:45 pm

I'm the original Worry Wart. I'm printing this one out to go on the bulletin board in my office. Right next to the, '***ual Harassment In This Area Will Not Be Reported'. However, It Will Be Graded', sign. 5LLLLL


INCAPACITY -


TAGS: dead battlefield defeat humanity
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by forseti

drunkoffpancakes - May 15, 2012, 9:43 am
but they didn't become farmers they chose not to be just that. and i had to heal the casualties of their choice.
drunkoffpancakes - May 15, 2012, 9:43 am
but they didn't become farmers they chose not to be just that. and i had to heal the casualties of their choice.
forseti - May 14, 2012, 1:17 am
Obviously you only know black and white. Believe it or not, for these guys you are an invader. You are truly evil in their sight. I'm convinced that all of these "evil people" would love to be e.g. a farmer instead of killing others.
dagoblin - May 12, 2012, 11:02 am
Obviously you have never seen a battlefield. Believe it or not, there are truly evil people in the world that want to kill you. Making them dead is a good thing.
AcidRain - May 9, 2012, 3:32 pm
Hording: For the man that has everything, there is always more to take.
forseti - May 9, 2012, 1:59 pm
So mankind can't wait 50 years for a natural solution to this problem?!? BTW: What's your awesome quality that further our species? Besides darwinism? ;)
SteveFurlong - May 9, 2012, 11:14 am
Some people are a detriment to the species. Their lives diminish us. Their deaths clear the way for something better.


- When defeat is inevitable, it is wisest to yield.




DEFEAT -


TAGS: defeat feet
Rating: 1.92/5

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